Be finicky, they'll try then to please you.
Give attitude - get attention
If you don't like your presents, SULK.
If you get bored at your party - just curl up for a nap.
Don't stress out over your first gray whisker....
Act completely unimpresed by the gifts your receive.
Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you, you're allowed to hiss and spit.
Take the day off and lie in the sun.
Stay out on the prowl all night long.
Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.
It's a good day to shed your inhibitions.
Act catty - toy with your presents before you tear them open
Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning.
If you aren't getting enough attemtion, sharpen your claws on someone's leg.
Don't let anyone or anything PUT YOU OUT!
And remember.......curiosity might kill you, but birthdays wont.
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